Thursday, January 3

an OTTERly great post-holidays gift, courtesy of meowrson welles



meowrson welles says: adopt a sea otter today! note: they will send you a FORGERY OTTER in the mail and not a real one. but you will still save an adorable sea otter from...whatever the hell kills sea otters. this might be a rip off because, really, who the hell kills sea otters?

if that doesn't do it for you, you can purchase the most racist thing on amazon instead. or, one of these exciting barely edible items instead.

forgive my lack of actual nyc-related hints and tips, dear readers, but quite frankly this city and its sub-20-degree temperatures can lick my balls this week. i highly recommend refusing to leave the house and instead staying home and drinking wine and reading amazon and watching "america's next top supernanny survivorman starring tim gunn" or whatever is on bravo these days instead.

2 comments:

Ross said...

hot cider + rum is also recommended

DERRICK BROOKS said...

HELLO ROSS, MY FRIEND. I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND TO YOU AND EVERYONE READING TO TRY THE HOT CIDER AND RUM AT THE WHISKEY WARD ON RIVINGTON AND ESSEX STRS. MY GREATEST HOPE IS TO ONE DAY SEND THIS DELICIOS WINTER TREAT TO THE TROOPS FIGHTING FOR WHISKEY RIGHTS IN TURKMENISTAN.

THANK U AND GOD BLESS.