Thursday, January 3
an OTTERly great post-holidays gift, courtesy of meowrson welles
meowrson welles says: adopt a sea otter today! note: they will send you a FORGERY OTTER in the mail and not a real one. but you will still save an adorable sea otter from...whatever the hell kills sea otters. this might be a rip off because, really, who the hell kills sea otters?
if that doesn't do it for you, you can purchase the most racist thing on amazon instead. or, one of these exciting barely edible items instead.
forgive my lack of actual nyc-related hints and tips, dear readers, but quite frankly this city and its sub-20-degree temperatures can lick my balls this week. i highly recommend refusing to leave the house and instead staying home and drinking wine and reading amazon and watching "america's next top supernanny survivorman starring tim gunn" or whatever is on bravo these days instead.