tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48299660764074551272024-03-14T02:33:27.056-04:00how to pick up girlsallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.comBlogger702125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-29004599632266374792009-04-29T10:32:00.002-04:002009-04-29T10:47:46.563-04:00facebook is compassionatemaybe i took it too far by becoming a fan of the swine flu myself, but at least i'm not clicking "like" next to its updates, you know what i mean?allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-76486644872823920982009-04-28T17:33:00.002-04:002009-04-28T17:35:09.909-04:00yo dudes help us make a bookbecause books are where shit is at.also: if we get all this shit together, which photo should i submit? pick one and leave a link in the comments.allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-51404621533022868392009-04-28T13:48:00.003-04:002009-04-28T13:49:59.517-04:00one of you knows what happened, and one of you needs to own upwho is the mystery person who got screamed at during karaoke? this is now the second reference to someone doing this to me and it's not true and i am now on a crusade to find the doppleganger. i'm starting to consider the possibility that the person who was yelled at was my sister.allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-74901067516098611892009-04-24T11:35:00.001-04:002009-04-24T11:37:25.371-04:00i wonder what the minnesota spokesman-recorder's take on this is?pretty sure polamalu has already been fined for this blatant helmet-to-helmet btw.allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-44137176489362130402009-03-05T11:34:00.002-05:002009-03-05T11:34:57.741-05:00need to get this, once the recession ends and we all have money againcan you imagine, alex coming home from the bodega or something and i've stuck this on my face? oh. my. god! such a good prank!allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-61253803468619800912009-02-19T00:16:00.001-05:002009-02-19T00:16:44.667-05:00the final scene from blue velvet.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } the final scene from blue velvet, originally uploaded by allyzay. why do all bird exhibits at zoos result in positively lynchian photographs? is it the uncanny valley backgrounds? the not-quite-real lighting? i can't quite allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-50869910924051507382009-02-13T17:04:00.002-05:002009-02-13T17:04:34.826-05:00yesssssssssssssssthe holy grail! look at these tiny, tiny people and their giant foodstuffs! they will bring it to you!allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-15744724286633788342009-02-05T10:44:00.002-05:002009-02-05T10:48:52.514-05:00my favorite thing about the super bowli am greatly amused reading recaps of the super bowl by dad sportswriters that say, "the halftime show sucked and you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise. that playlist was terrible. in a perfect world, he would've sang 'tougher than the rest', '57 channels', 'mary queen of arkansas', and 'the river'." in the interest of being helpful, as helpful as these ancient bitter gentlemen, here areallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-39059162312055199442009-02-04T15:05:00.003-05:002009-02-04T15:15:57.643-05:00frustration at work turns one's mind to the topic of adult beverageswhen i lived in dc, i couldn't find xtabentun anywhere. i also couldn't use the internet to import it, to myself, because dc has rather pathetic liquor laws. it took me quite a long time upon moving back to new york to even think about this and look into whether i could get this sent to me here. sure enough...hooray! i knew there was one million and one reasons i came back. anyway, i would like allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-16241333624906564972009-01-30T15:08:00.006-05:002009-01-30T16:47:56.471-05:00sophisticated super bowl food for a more grown-up clientele: aka wing shortage subsistence recipemeowrson welles says: knowing our readership as well as i have come to do over this year, i am certain that my dear friends have heard about the impending wing shortage threatening to ruin our super bowl sundays. i am of the opinion that the arizona cardinals have already threatened to ruin our super bowl sundays, but i digress. there are other options for manly meaty foods that are delicious to allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-25149752627409525102009-01-29T13:32:00.004-05:002009-01-29T13:47:04.907-05:00KURT WARNER DOES NOT OWN GOD, AND THAT IS WHY THE CARDINALS WILL NOT WIN: A POINTIT IS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR THIS SITE BECAUSE I HVE BEEN DEDICZATING MYSELF A LITTLE MORE TO MY FAITH AND TO POLITICAL EFFORTS TO ELECT BARACK OBAMA THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF OUR UNISTED STATES OF AMERICA. BUT TODAY WE ARE ON THE EVE OF OUR SUPER BOWL, WHICH IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION AND I CANNOT LET IT PASS UNTOUCHED. I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THIS GAME WAS BETWEEN THE allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-89317683923528960672008-12-20T16:01:00.000-05:002008-12-20T16:02:10.356-05:00the best photo in the entire worldthis is the actual realization of >:[ emoticonallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-48604298986576128402008-11-25T15:19:00.001-05:002008-11-25T15:19:55.107-05:00truer words and allwhere do i buy this book?allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-34535396303965276742008-11-07T19:49:00.002-05:002008-11-07T19:50:17.645-05:00random thoughtwhy does bill kristol look exactly like michigan j. frog?hello my baby, hello my sarah, hello my maveriiiiick gal...allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-65620111039250277962008-11-05T17:37:00.001-05:002008-11-05T17:37:01.959-05:00generational differences.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } ch-ch-ch-ch-changes!, originally uploaded by allyzay. left: my shirt. right: bill's jacket.allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-27387893467322961642008-11-05T17:36:00.001-05:002008-11-05T17:36:14.188-05:00BLOG BLOG BLOG.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bloggin it live, originally uploaded by allyzay. ALWAYS WITH THE BLOGGING! i am disappointed the blogging cape doesn't really show up very well in this photo :(allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-30763914115814572522008-10-27T17:37:00.000-04:002008-10-27T17:38:05.933-04:00this is really importantallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-13517031599757299922008-10-22T15:58:00.003-04:002008-10-22T16:05:09.714-04:00good ideas for halloween costumes (timely edition)i have to come up with a halloween costume because i have a halloween party coming up that is a costume party. i haven't actually bothered to do this in, like, i dunno, years? i kind of dislike halloween! but anyway here is a list of good ideas for halloween costumes, please feel free to add your own in the comments.- go as sarah palin but then you rip your costume off and you are actually rick allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-56405882647493429692008-10-17T17:06:00.002-04:002008-10-17T17:07:19.529-04:00important edits to wikipedia, the ongoing project to ruin information foreverclick for large image; read carefully.allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-3308452728978170542008-10-14T17:35:00.002-04:002008-10-14T17:37:49.371-04:00i am designing a new giants-themed tattoothis is because i have a pact to get one, if the giants repeat in the super bowl. don't ask, really, it was a good idea at the time and we both are pretty determined to honor our drunken promises. anyway, it is this image:but instead of the cheshire cat, it is michael strahan, and somehow the playing card men will be changed to represent the pats (the queen does look vaguely like belichick).this allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-87107223760721802732008-10-13T12:26:00.001-04:002008-10-13T12:28:00.377-04:00christopherhitchens.gifVote for ObamaMcCain lacks the character and temperament to be president. And Palin is simply a disgrace.By Christopher HitchensPosted Monday, Oct. 13, 2008, at 10:44 AM ETallyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-49544111127194460022008-10-08T15:41:00.002-04:002008-10-08T15:42:43.554-04:00the annals of "well played"thanks for the town hall, mr. mccain! we love your suave, handsome, young friend! what a swell time!allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-45241283943284567052008-10-08T12:16:00.002-04:002008-10-08T15:51:45.456-04:00failure to launchdear voters who are still undecided as of today: i have more respect for nazis than for people who spend months picking their noses while trying to decide if they think nazis are bad. how do you guys even get your underpants on in the morning without crapping yourselves? sincerely,allyUPDATE: ok so undecided voters earlier apparently = allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-74903600373990098002008-10-07T11:23:00.003-04:002008-10-07T11:35:25.507-04:00an open letter to the new york jets, society, peta, serial killers, the ny times, etca prank is, for example, stealing a player's clothing while they are in the showers and replacing it with a dress. or plastering pictures of john mccain all over their locker. murdering some semi-unknown animal, sticking it in a bag filled with its blood and guts, and then shoving it into another player's locker is not a prank. that is serial killer behavior; it is, in normal society, a threat. allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4829966076407455127.post-55551799667168057852008-10-06T13:24:00.000-04:002008-10-06T13:25:05.162-04:00things that are unfairwhy is the boss still so hot even though he is 180 years old?? (that is from an obama rally this weekend or maybe last weekend)allyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05374760090773013133noreply@blogger.com1