how did i go so wrong in my life...

...that i have a real, actual, boring job that i have to commute to while fuckwads who don't even bother going to the places they recommend are writing terrible shit like this? the thing about the "interesting predicament" for giants fans re: shots? the recommending a bar and then saying at the end of review to basically not actually bother going because it sucks? DOES MONKEY TOWN EVEN HAVE A TV? i hate my life!!