Wednesday, April 16

strap your hands cross obama's engines



so bruce springsteen, in a shocking move, has come out as an obama supporter, stating that obama "speaks to the America [he has] envisioned in [his] music for the past 35 years." first of all, thirty-five years? holy shit. secondly, i've decided we need to make some poster slogans for obama's campaign. here are a few samples to kick-start the juices, get in on the game in the comments:

a candidate for all of you whose tires were slashed and you almost crashed but the lord had mercy

when you poke a dead dog with a stick, do you hope the dog gets up and runs?

make the change happen uptown and let obama join the band


now your turn.

UPDATE: i'd like the record to show that i wrote this at 11am, per the timestamp on the post, long before my jerk-ass boyfriend stole my obvious joke for his website! omgwtf! i'm going to start a blog fight with him! which will make this the second time in my life i've had a blog fight over bruce springsteen with a boyfriend which is amazing. and gay.

10 comments:

Ross said...

Should we just call you Johnny 99, then?

ally said...

ross, i wasn't planning on killing alex over this.

Ross said...

Humph. That is why people have no respect for bloggers, you know.

ally said...

would it make you feel better if i threw a stapler at him?

Ross said...

Yes. Yes it would.

ally said...

alright. i'm putting my work stapler in my purse right now, i'll let you know what happens!

Ross said...

Ooh, thievery and assault. I like the way this is shaping up. I am going to encourage alex to start drinking from the all black bottle right away.

ally said...

wait. so if i'm reading all this correctly, you ARE actually trying to get me to kill alex, ultimately. what do you gain here?

Ross said...

I dunno. It's been a boring week!

ally said...

<3 no one else is allowed to comment from here on out. this thread is closed. that punchline is too perfect. <3