Wednesday, April 30
my sister can't say she is a lesbian
in the best lawsuit ever, or possibly a news story just made up by my mom*, the people of lesbos are suing the gay and lesbian alliance of greece to make them remove "lesbian" from their name. because greece has a very strong heterosexual tradition, and obviously none of them have ever been associated with the homosexuals ever.
* seriously, her favorite jokes seem to all involve lesbos as a punchline.