in 2002, someone apparently reviewed my old blog! which was much better written than this one and despite his (perfectly accurate) claims of clunkier design it was much prettier than this one and had like serious reviews and articles i had written about sports and stuff like that but i'm unclear as to why some shadowy, now-defunct website assigned this random person to review the personal blog of a 20-year-old girl. even if i was being inexplicably name-dropped in interviews by chuck eddy at the time.
in another universe, i would've leveraged this nerd fame to become julia allison. i should've called william morris!