pimp my friends

bill saw a shitty movie so that you don't have to. ultimate bro move. not that i would've went to a movie starring natalie portman, scarlett johannson, and eric bana to begin with, unless i decided that i wanted to see what happens when all of the most boring, inexplicably infuriating people in hollywood are suddenly stuck together in a period drama. by the way, if i ever do indicate that i want to see the aforementioned event, please call the authorities because i will be very unwell and dangerous to myself and others indeed.