Is this the first season that you know of where there has been all this speculation about football players' gfs jinxing them?
honestly, i can't think of anything like it. i suppose there's the whole "alyssa milano curse" thing wherein alyssa milano dates a baseball player and he then "starts" sucking, but i don't think anyone ever took that seriously. whereas there are fans of the cowboys and the patriots that seem genuinely vitriolic towards j.simp and gisele? though, to be honest, i'm genuinely vitriolic towards j.simp regardless so maybe they were just looking for an excuse.
But how can a manly fottball player be ruined by a mere woman, even if she is the rather butch-faced Miss Bundschen or the horrifying freakshow that is Jessica Simpson? How does that narrative play in a sport where 250 lbs + dudes are throwing themsleves through the air at you with greivous bodily harm their intent? "He can take that but her female wiles huwt his widdle heart." Ftw? Weird world I drink in.
ooh i thought i was the only one who didn't think gisele was all that. she's pretty and all but she kind of looks like what the outcome would've been had catherine and vincent from the television program of the 80s, beauty and the beast, procreated. anyway, regardless, it doesn't make very good sense to me. you think broadway joe let ladies stop his game? you're damn right he didn't.
She obviously has a smokin' body but her eyes are too close together and her face has a rodent-like quality that, allied to her smug expression, leaves me entirely unaroused. They make a perfect couple, though, don't they, the smug fcuks?Maybe she does 'jinx' him, though. Maybe she's shagging him so much, he doesn't care if he scrambles out of the pocket or throws a completion. I thought that back in the day, coach said, "no nookie", before big games. Nothing liike like sexual frustration to make one want to tackle hard and throw the perfect bullet.
honestly, i'm not a big fan of any of the victoria's secret "supermodels" besides alessandra ambrosio, who seems heads above the others in being cute/hot. so maybe i'm not the best judge of these things. i think the thing is, that no matter what level of sexual frustration tom brady is at, he's not used to scrambling out of the pocket at all. i mean, really, has he been pressured 99% of the season? 99% of his career with the pats? seriously. the guy is more leaden on his feet than everyone's favorite lead-foot, peyton manning. and getting pressured/hit/sacked just seems to upset him, actively upset him--perhaps he isn't aware that he's playing football?
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