You like a dive bar
You go to a bar to drink, period. You’re not there to make friends, groove to bland jazz or appreciate the latest advances in recessed lighting. Most of all, you do not go to a bar to impress anyone, and you detest people who do.
please, please, everyone, no fainting, just be cool.
question about quiz: if you don't drink (one of the options on a semi-disguised "your preferred drink" question), why the hell are you taking a quiz called "what's your bar type"?
also, i said, in jest, something funny but impolite when i read "would you count the wino/vagrant who holds the door open for me at night?" and i feel v guilty and would like to apologize for being a terrible person who should probably be shunned by everyone.