here's a guide to astroland, the greatest place in the whole wide world.
UPDATE: i actually went and watched this video, which is easily the most terrifying thing i've ever seen. watching the cyclone on youtube is apparently enough to fill me with dread and terror. never again.
FURTHER UPDATE: since the "never again" line there did not tip pplz, pplz who might be famous photographer soundmen, off that i have, actually, been on the cyclone before, i would like to state for the record that i have been on the cyclone. the last time i was on it, i came out covered in blood and bruises and sans my top. i usually only come out of late night friday sex looking like that. never again, cyclone.