Wednesday, May 7

final update from martha's vineyard

honestly? two votes? the terrorists truly have won.

for those of you who don't remember our previous notes on this monumental vote, tisbury wasn't voting to like, let a bunch of saloons and whorehouses and speakeasies and liquor stores into town. they were voting to allow all, like 3 of their restaurants be allowed to serve beer and wine in them. and, uh, it failed. because apparently three-enough people really, really want to preserve t-shirt shops. which is somehow affected by whether or not i drink a glass of wine with my french food.

oh well, bad luck, everyone! you could always just get on the chappy ferry and drink!

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