dear person who needs to PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT, gross!

if you are going to rip into moe tkacik by parodying her out of the blue, please keep in mind that, no matter how adept and funny you find your parody to be, if it takes your readers thirteen tries to get through the paragraph, it's probably not that funny. i'm not even sure what you're trying to say, besides "i'm clever and i don't like this person." which, by the way, would be a funnier thing to post on your blog! watch:


i'm ally! i'm clever! i don't like this person!

n.b.: the one with the giant head in the red shirt, fuckheadrob, is the person i am talking about, fyi


see? now that is funny!

by the way, i want those five minutes of my life back.

sincerely yours,
ally

UPDATE: josh's post is apparently a dig on tracie. A) i am 10000000% for making fun of tracie so i take back my bitchiness B) does this make it funnier that his post reads like moe, or...just weird?