update from mom

(coming on the heels of an email updating me of various mutated people in india she saw on tv, and calling stephen hawking a "bitchy stephen")

LYDIA to me
2:59 PM (3 minutes ago)
[ed. note: this is a completely blank e-mail]

Ally to LYDIA
2:59 PM (3 minutes ago)
you send me blank e-mail!!!!!

LYDIA to me
3:01 PM (1 minute ago)
I was jittery with my send finger...too much coke and hummus