surprise news story of the day

unpopular girls are often heavier than popular girls in high school! there is absolutely nothing insightful in this article, no discussion of cause versus correlation, nothing. though, hey, heads up:

Ms. Lemeshow notes that future studies may also look at the link between a girl’s perceived social status and her risk for eating disorders.

waited with baited breath, ms. lameshow. lemeshow. whatever. it's going to blow her fucking mind when her "scientific methods" show that girls who self-select themselves as being worthless are also at a higher risk for being anorexic. but i thought they were all fattays with frostings hidden under they beds!