KURT WARNER DOES NOT OWN GOD, AND THAT IS WHY THE CARDINALS WILL NOT WIN: A POINT

IT IS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR THIS SITE BECAUSE I HVE BEEN DEDICZATING MYSELF A LITTLE MORE TO MY FAITH AND TO POLITICAL EFFORTS TO ELECT BARACK OBAMA THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF OUR UNISTED STATES OF AMERICA. BUT TODAY WE ARE ON THE EVE OF OUR SUPER BOWL, WHICH IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION AND I CANNOT LET IT PASS UNTOUCHED.

I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THAT THIS GAME WAS BETWEEN THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS AND THE ARIZONA CARDINALS. TO BE HONEST I WASN'T AWARE THE CARDINALS WERE STILL IN THE LEAGUE SO GOD BLESS EM THAT THEY ACCOMNPLISHED THIS. THEN SOMEONE TELLS ME, YOU KNOW WHO QBS THAT TEAM: KURT WARNER. I THOUGHT HE BECAME A FARMER OR SOMETHING AFTER HE LEFT THE GIANTS TO BE FAIR SO AGAIN GOD BLESS HIM. HOWEVER I HVE TO RETRACT THAT BLESSING BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS TALKIN ABOUT HOW MUCH GOD BLESSES HIM AND HOW HE LIKES TO DRAW GOD (ALSO GOD DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT, PROBABLY, AT ANY RATE: DON'T IDOLATOR). I FEEL HE HAS A BIG HEAD, METAPHORICAL. GOD IS FOR ALL OF US NOT JUST THOSE OF US WHO ARE BAPTIZED IN SOME CERTAIN CHURCH. FOR EXAMPLE HE THINKS THAT HIS MOM BRENDA'S PARENTS WERE KILLED IN A TORNADO BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT BAPTIZED IN CHURCH THAT DAY. TORNADOS WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS BUT I FEEL THAT IF TORNADOS WERE TARGETING NONBELIEVERS OF THE WARNERS' SECT OF CHRISTIANITY, TORNADOS WOULD ATTACK FOR EXAMPLE AMSTERDAM. PETRHAPS GOD SENT THAT TORNADO--TO MAKE YOU MARRY YOUR MOM ONCE AND FOR ALL?-- BUT THE OTHER OPTIONS PUT FORTH ARE NOT LOGISTICAL. THINK ABOUT THIS: SCIENCE AND GOD ARE PART OF ONE UNIVERSE BUT ARE SEPARATE BEINGS.

THE OTEHR THING IS THAT THERE IS A LOT OF GOD TO GO ABOUT AND THAT IS WHY I THINK GOD WILL FROWN UPON MR. WARNER'S IDOLATORY AND HIS LACK OF INTELLIGENCE ABOUT TORNADOS AND GOD WILL BESTOW THIS SUPER BOWL RING UPON BEN ROETHLISBERGER IN SUPPORT OF HIS CONTINUED LITERAL HEAD GROWTH.

I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO GIVE A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEW PRESIDENT WHOM I AM VERY PROUD OF. HE IS A REAL MAN OF ACTION AND HE CARES A LOT ABOUT THE BAD SITUATION MANY ARE IN. I AM GLAD THAT WE HAVE A LEADER WHO WILL BRING OUR TROOPS HOME AND TREAT THEM WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE. TO OUR OVERSEAS READERS: PEACE AND GOD BLESS YOU -- ALL OF YOU!!