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Friday, February 29

overheard outside my apartment

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man on cell phone apparently standing right under my window holding this conversation: "the chick is willing to do all of us at once, s...
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"i never did meet spike lee. he now lives in manhattan."

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this op-ed piece is a little "ok i get it, brooklyn should be listed on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com" but the final act in which he i...
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it's 10pm. do you know where your fall is?

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aaaaand it's friday!

and this is why i stopped reading jezebel

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so subjective opinion about the worth of two terrible actresses is apparently enough to start calling sexism on the entire critical world . ...

r.i.p.

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work e-mail just now from the publisher: "In light of the [sexual harassment] seminars that everyone will be taking part in today and M...

pimp my friends

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bill saw a shitty movie so that you don't have to. ultimate bro move. not that i would've went to a movie starring natalie portman,...

the new york bullshit fucking times

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eh, i broke my promise to myself to not bother reading this today. and found this , which seems to be putting forth the shocking and new the...

your meowrch activities calendar

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meowrson welles says: i must apologize to my fans for my long absence from this website. i don't want to get into the dramedy that is m...
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Thursday, February 28

the department of everything is commercial now

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you know, honestly, i'm more frightened of the type of people who are in malls than i am of incarcerated criminals . i mean, one of the...

how to date a video gamer

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become a sad, pathetic, shut-in world of warcraft freak too, and make the sex in the second life . thanks, ny times! He focused on killing ...
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surprise news story of the day

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unpopular girls are often heavier than popular girls in high school ! there is absolutely nothing insightful in this article, no discussion ...
Wednesday, February 27

someone should really stop this before these otters get hurt

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click for full image. i mean, really? wtf? i mean, i guess i can't really judge a man who pretends to write with an otter friend conside...

everyone in the world is hugely stupid today

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just fyi. it was exhilarating at first to read abject stupidity, but now i'm just depressed by it.

overheard in ny. by me. because i was involved in the conversation.

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this gawker post reminded me of a conversation i had this weekend. walking down 38th st, where two different establishments called "sp...
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and, really, rats are kind of cute anyway

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the problem with this story , which is being blogged everywhere on the internets right now (so why shouldn't i join in?), is that i don...
Tuesday, February 26

desPURRado

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desPURRado , originally uploaded by willlaren . this is the most important thing i've ever seen
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omfg

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JANE RUSSELL IS STILL ALIVE?

some more info on that kristol piece from yesterday that angered me

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commenter penix (!!) pointed me to dani rodrik's blog which has a good response piece to the times op-ed insulting the obamas. wanted t...
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Monday, February 25

harrison ford: delighted by strippers

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hey 39, yr doin it wrong

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MUST...SMASH...COACH...
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