overheard in ny. by me. because i was involved in the conversation.

this gawker post reminded me of a conversation i had this weekend. walking down 38th st, where two different establishments called "spandex world" reside. names redacted to protect the innocent, especially me.

boy: do you see that ad in the spandex place? "fran drescher and friend arrive at spandex world."
girl: huh. i thought that girl looked more like julia allison.
boy: if julia allison was half as hot as fran drescher, she'd be an interesting person!



honestly, though, i mean, is it just me? does she not look like some poor man's fran?

(and this is the last and only time i will post about my talentless hack of a coworker)

{UPDATE: ooooooooooor not. a coworker saw this and just im'ed me asking why i have to insult julia's looks. looking like fran drescher is a goddamned compliment, people! her "writing" makes me look like nabokov, on the other hand. fran also probably wouldn't be deathly offended by her neighbors having sex.)