not to get all like JEZEBEL on your ass

...and link to stupid ass daily mail stories but i can't even wrap my head around what this one even means! what is wrong with her legs?! i don't even understand what they're trying to say about her knees at all. they look like knees. they're bigger than mine. so are her tits. they're smaller than a fat person's. so are her tits. why am i trying to understand this article?