My advice? It all depends on how far you want to carry them. Just a short hop? Reach your arms around their torso under their arms (and over their breasts - you're a gent, remember?) clasp hands roman style and just pick them up. This really only works with girls that are shorter than one, but that's mostly the case, I find. For the longer haul you can use the fireman's carry and for really petite girls, you can just carry them in your arms. I don't really know why guys like picking girls up so much, though, when sexing them is so much more pleasant.
Yes but do you have anything to say to the confused young man wondering "Why [he]'s a Green Bay Packers fan"?
ReplyDeleteno. only god can help that man now.
ReplyDeleteMy advice? It all depends on how far you want to carry them. Just a short hop? Reach your arms around their torso under their arms (and over their breasts - you're a gent, remember?) clasp hands roman style and just pick them up. This really only works with girls that are shorter than one, but that's mostly the case, I find. For the longer haul you can use the fireman's carry and for really petite girls, you can just carry them in your arms. I don't really know why guys like picking girls up so much, though, when sexing them is so much more pleasant.
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