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maybe i took it too far by becoming a fan of the swine flu myself, but at least i'm not clicking "like" next to its updates, ...

because books are where shit is at. also: if we get all this shit together, which photo should i submit? pick one and leave a link in the c...

who is the mystery person who got screamed at during karaoke? this is now the second reference to someone doing this to me and it's no...

pretty sure polamalu has already been fined for this blatant helmet-to-helmet btw.

can you imagine, alex coming home from the bodega or something and i've stuck this on my face? oh. my. god! such a good prank!