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the final scene from blue velvet , originally uploaded by allyzay . why do all bird exhibits at zoos result in positively lynchian...

the holy grail! look at these tiny, tiny people and their giant foodstuffs! they will bring it to you!

i am greatly amused reading recaps of the super bowl by dad sportswriters that say, "the halftime show sucked and you're kidding yo...

when i lived in dc, i couldn't find xtabentun anywhere. i also couldn't use the internet to import it, to myself, because dc has rat...

meowrson welles says: knowing our readership as well as i have come to do over this year, i am certain that my dear friends have heard abou...

IT IS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING FOR THIS SITE BECAUSE I HVE BEEN DEDICZATING MYSELF A LITTLE MORE TO MY FAITH AND TO PO...

this is the actual realization of >:[ emoticon

where do i buy this book?

why does bill kristol look exactly like michigan j. frog? hello my baby, hello my sarah, hello my maveriiiiick gal...

ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! , originally uploaded by allyzay . left: my shirt. right: bill's jacket.

bloggin it live , originally uploaded by allyzay . ALWAYS WITH THE BLOGGING! i am disappointed the blogging cape doesn't reall...

i have to come up with a halloween costume because i have a halloween party coming up that is a costume party. i haven't actually bother...

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this is because i have a pact to get one, if the giants repeat in the super bowl. don't ask, really, it was a good idea at the time and ...

Vote for Obama McCain lacks the character and temperament to be president. And Palin is simply a disgrace. By Christopher Hitchens Posted Mo...

thanks for the town hall, mr. mccain! we love your suave, handsome, young friend! what a swell time!

dear voters who are still undecided as of today: i have more respect for nazis than for people who spend months picking their noses while tr...

a prank is, for example, stealing a player's clothing while they are in the showers and replacing it with a dress. or plastering picture...

why is the boss still so hot even though he is 180 years old?? (that is from an obama rally this weekend or maybe last weekend)