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the jucy lucy , originally uploaded by allyzay . this is so nasty, isn't it? oh well. i'm not sure there's been a less...

my mom informs me that this is the chupacabra. when questioned as to why a chupacabra would be in montauk, she said, quite rationally, that ...

does anyone here have any employment leads? side jobs, freelance jobs, actual real jobs...whatever. i can't bear working here anymore. i...

DEVELOPING... ok, i don't actually have any pony news, but when i do, or when you do, might i suggest using this new pony version of dr...

so i've discovered a website selling a product called bacon salt . bacon salt is, apparently, a vegetarian, kosher-certified, zero calor...

:D , originally uploaded by allyzay . :D thanks everyone who came to our party. there are more pix where this one came from, on th...

i saw a girl on the subway today wearing all of these items, together, at one time: (except grey, not black) (except more floral-y) (top ...

i still haven't gotten this book, guys. just in case you were trying to figure out the best housewarming gift you could get.

my mom sent me an e-mail this morning, which contained only one line: "did you hear about that guy who tried to blow things up at the s...

i should stop agreeing to go to these parties with alex. this account is missing the dramatic street readings of gessen's tour de force...

dear maura, yes. this week's cover is really gross looking. last week's cover, with the lady with spinach-encrusted teeth, was gros...

ok, so i admit that i couldn't stop watching this because, seriously, what the...? that's all i can say about it. except for this: w...

when i see something like this, and i can't stop laughing at it, i start to wonder: am i turning into my mom?

my mom re-sent this to me today. if you actually watch it through, everything you ever see again for the next 4 months will remind you of da...

much less living room furniture formerly in james brown's house .

a) that shark just roared like a goddamned lion b) exploding shark! MY MIND. BLOWN.

What is the most life-changing book you've ever read? Atlas Shrugged , by Ayn Rand. Rand said things I’d never heard before. For a young...