Wednesday, April 30

my sister can't say she is a lesbian

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in the best lawsuit ever , or possibly a news story just made up by my mom*, the people of lesbos are suing the gay and lesbian alliance of ...
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where's hal sparks being pithy and hyper when you need him?

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oh good, hypercolor is back ! with a new name! i've been hoping to relive 1992 for a while now. i was totally actually for real going t...

"the NFL is just as much pressure"

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campbell and his classmates a thought i had reading the ny times' piece on an army football player, caleb campbell (is he a mormon? thi...
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Tuesday, April 29

hooking's a helluva drug

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wtf happened to this girl ? i used to know a lady that kinda looked like that! she was from new jersey too. that lady was 36, though. her l...
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y tu mimi tambien

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wait. who let mariah into another movie ? why did none of you tell me? i should've signed up to review this one!
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Monday, April 28

wanted: people who actually know how to play music

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i'm creating a band. we will be called mary toft and the rabbit babies . what i need: guitarists (at least 4) drummer bassist (no chicks...
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Sunday, April 27

it's funny because they're different things with the same name!

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williamsburg looks totally awesome in their tourism ads .
Friday, April 25

in ghetto train, bums pay you!

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a homeless man, judging by appearance, approached me around chambers street. he was holding out a dollar bill and trying to get my attention...
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back up, electric boogaloo

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just a note to subway breakdancers: rush hour is an extremely inappropriate time to be doing this.* the a train is packed to the gills. peop...

riding on the l train, i aint got no problems no more no more no

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should i get up earlier on monday and conduct this same experiment, on the l train? it is also at broadway junction! (if you don't know ...

felicity

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somewhere along the line, an old, manic street preacher entered the train. maybe utica avenue? it's difficult to tell, i had my headphon...

older black gentleman on the a, 9:15 this morning - w4m - 27 (Brooklyn)

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i found it very flattering that you spent the entire time between broadway junction and hoyt-schermerhorn openly masturbating while staring ...
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don't it feel like you're a rider on a downbound train

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every post i make today will be detailing my experience on the a train today between broadway junction and 34th street-penn station, because...
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Thursday, April 24

stories that i just never get, part a million

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another day, another story about jerking off and preventing cancer . these are printed all of the time. what i never understand about them i...
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zombie disco?

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meowrson welles says: it's thriller night at tribeca! and no, i do not mean the genre of movies. john landis will be there! let's ...

update from mom

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(coming on the heels of an email updating me of various mutated people in india she saw on tv, and calling stephen hawking a "bitchy st...

BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS OF THE INTERNET

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this is a great blog! a focused version of what i was trying to do months ago before i went whole hog lame blogger! i can only say A+++ sir...
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things you notice walking around midtown

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construction workers are men who are confident in their pick up artistry!
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kids incorporated

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Not a game , originally uploaded by noesunjoc . ok, in theory i'm ok with take your child to work day, i suppose. well, except...
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you know, some ppl's moms bake cookies and watch the view

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LYDIA to me 11:31 AM (38 minutes ago) HA! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/od_nm/witchcraft_dc;_ylt=Aqn5ttWGFph7KYSyp40.lkis0NUE Ally to...
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